CAT PRODUCT REVIEWS
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Purina Gourmet Gold cat food

This is just yummy! Nice looking little "golden" cans with very small bites of... some kind of meat. We don't like the jelly or the paté. It has to be the kind with small bites of meat. And sauce! We like the sauce, too! Actually we loooooove the sauce.

We give this Purina Gournet Gold cat food

If all the different flavors were the kind with little bites of meat, we would give it a 5.

FROM: Sonny & Cher, 04/06/07

•• I strongly recommend this delicious cat food from Purina!

Raw turkey meat and Nurish UM cat food supplement

Now, to us this is REAL FOOD! Raw meat. Beacuase we're cats, and that's what we're supposed to eat. Actually we're supposed to catch mice and birds and eat those, but if that's not an option, this is by far the best alternative. Raw meat with calcium and some other cat food supplements like this one; Nurish UM, which also tastes great.

We give this raw turkey with Nurish UM

Because it's nutritious and it tastes great.

FROM: Sonny & Cher, 03/16/07

•• Now, this is REAL CAT FOOD!

Whiskas Temptations

Dear Whiskas Company,

I would like to apply for the job as spokes-cat for your most excellent cat product WHISKAS TEMPTATIONS - or as we call them in German 'Knuspertaschen'.

Why am I most qualified for this job you may ask ?

1. I have trained my human to give me Whiskas Temptations on demand.

We all know that humans can be difficult to train. But when I first tasted these snacks I knew that it would be worth an extra effort. I decided to do it by a simple visual command. Basically, I sit on my hind legs in clear view of my human. If I feel especially snack-hungry, and want to emphasise to my human that she had better get a move on, I lift my left paw. This has turned out to work brilliantly, and I can proudly say that my human is among your high-volume customers.

2. I will be a total lucky charm for your company and ensure many customers.

Japanese cats have a long history of being employed by businesses in the essential role of Maneki-Neko or in English 'CEO of Good Luck and Fortune'

By lifting the left paw, the special feline force of inviting customers is engaged. In Japan, a calico like me - white-red-black - is considered the best qualified for the job of Maneki-Neko.

3. I am an extremely attractive traditional Persian cat. I already have quite the fan base - both feline and human. Humans like my cute facial markings and the male cat population see me as kind of a feline Marilyn Monroe.

I am an aristo-cat with many distinguished ancestors and quite the cosmopolitan - I am originally from Germany but now live in Denmark - I am fluent in English, German and Danish.

You may contact my agent for further details about salary - but suffice to say I do expect Whiskas Temptations as part of the bonus package.

Kind regards,
Inca
Cute & Classic - Traditional Persian Cattery

Rating

FROM: Inca, 03/17/07

•• "Humans like my cute facial markings and the male cat population see me as kind of a feline Marilyn Monroe."

Whiskas Singles (well, that's what they call them!)

Whiskas Singles are small "bags" of cat food. It tastes great and doesn't make our poop smell too bad.

We give this Whiskas cat food

.... for the great taste! ...and the funny little bag.

FROM: Sonny & Cher, 03/16/07

•• As you can see, we like this Whiskas cat food : )

Royal Canin Oral Sensitive kibble

This is a very good kibble. We mostly eat raw meat, because it's better for our digestion and intestinal system and... well, it's just better for us. But we like kibble, and this is one of the better ones!

We give this kibble

FROM: Sonny & Cher, 03/16/07

•• This is very tasty - and it's supposed to be good for your teeth, too!

Vitakraft Cat-activ (no, we didn't forget the 'e' - look at the box!)

We love these! LOOOOOVE these little cat treats. They're full of vitamins and minerals and stuff. But they still taste great : ) It's cat candy!

We give these cat treats

FROM: Sonny & Cher, 03/16/07

•• This is a real treat. AND nutritious. Or so it claims : )