What to do with your PLAY time!
Hi, my name is Clovis. I am a tortoise shell mix. I should be able to play this guitar because I have thumbs on both of my front paws. I am just too tired to play it now...(yawn...meep...meep).
FROM: Clovis, 07/02/08
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•• A little less boring than tv!
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If you think tv is boring ...
My name is Piruleta (a kind of candy). I like to watch washing-machine because is less boring than TV. You can try, if you want...
FROM: Piruleta, 05/18/08
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•• A little less boring than tv!
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If you have nothing better to do...
... you can always annoy your human with this fantastic trick (which requires 3 cats!); form a triangle and watch how cat litter and hairballs will mysteriously appear in this catangular area!
FROM: Elvis, Hektor & Miw, 04/05/08
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•• BREAKING NEWS: First photo documentation of the mysterious Bermuda Catangle!
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Training for the Catolympics 08
We thought you would be interested in knowing that after lots of purring and discussion, we have decided to have a try at Catolympics 08! Of course we have chosen the discipline we do best: "synchronized sleeping" !!!
I enclose two pictures featuring everyday long rehearsals. We are trying really hard, but there´s still a long way to go (especially for Nessie, who sometimes gets the choreography wrong).
Love from the South,
Gremlin
FROM: Gremlin, 03/23/08
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•• Me, Fafner, Nessie and sister Feï (both got the wrong direction!)
•• Feï, Nessie and Fafner performing a highly lyrical trio movement |
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My favorite pastime
This is my favorite pastime while my Human is preparing my TV dinner and rinses my litter box.
Aaaahhh life is hard…..
Lot’s of kisses from...
FROM: Paris Hilton Wikrita Wheat Wine, 02/24/08
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•• Life is HAAAAARD!
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How to get your will : )
BLACKMAIL!!! See picture...
FROM: Kizzy and Gizmo, 11/12/07
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•• "ok,gizmo, my time now, or I am telling my human"
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Time well spent!
If you're bored and your human has a tv - well, what human doesn't have one of those? - turn it on and find a channel called ANIMAL PLANET.
Not only is it very entertaining, it is also extremely informative and educational.
Just remember; spiders are smaller than they appear on the tv screen. THANK GOD! Take a look at that six legged whopper on the screen there.
FROM: Minnie, 10/29/07
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•• My god, that's a big spider!
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Be good to one (cat) another
My name is Pook, and I like to give my baby sister Monkey a bath.
I was rescued from an abusive family and Monkey was rescued from the street. We live happily in a four cat, one human family.
FROM: Pook, 09/26/07
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•• I like to give my baby sister Monkey a bath
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Attack of the 600 pound Norwegian Forest Cat!
My name is Taz.
Here you see me being attacked by a 600 pound Norwegian Forest Cat named Missy. She is a good sport but can be so rough at times.
Our sister Zippi has fled this scene of kitten abuse.
FROM: Taz, 08/25/07
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•• Attack of the 600 pound Norwegian Forest Cat!
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Modeling
Hi I am Vincent, my Human dad, Ted.... he is so cool. At an early age he got me interested in modeling at a downtown studio. Here I am posing for my foldout in Playcat Magazine. I guess you could say I am too sexy for my human family. Anyhow enjoy.... any female kitties interested in dating me please dont hesitate to call me at 555-SEXY....... Excuse me while I order fish and caviar from the silly humans. Ciao
FROM: Vincent, 07/22/07
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•• Here I am posing for my foldout in Playcat Magazine
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Excellent ways to spend your spare time
this is vincent on the chair from new orleans and binky from amersfoort holland on a summer vacation....we call it Another day in Purr-adise.
this pic is the cool cats jazz quintet out of new orleans, vincent on sax, binky on drums.
FROM: Vincent & Binky, 07/21/07
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•• Just another day en Purr-adise!
•• Now that's JAZZ! And this is our PLAYTIME! |
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How to have a great (play) time
without humans
Sometimes when your human is away or busy doing “important (a.k.a. BORING) human stuff, and you’re really in the mood for playing, you can just take turns dragging a piece of string around or - as we demonstrate in the picture - holding a cat-toy-fishing-pole-thing!
FROM: Bali & Mason, 04/21/07
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•• No humans around - no problem!
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The Ultimate FREE Cat Toy!
Humans spend a lot of money on useless cat toys that you have to hide under the sofa or fridge. If only they knew there's a much better toy and it costs them nothing. You'll have to teach them. Here's how to get your ultimate FREE Cat toy!
1. Get your human to buy something that comes in a box. It should be something technical if you are a computer literate cat or your human thinks so. An illuminated keyboard is nice!
2. Take the box away from your human and sit in it. You can spend hours in it and your human will think you are hysterical and usually take your picture. Be sure and smile for the camera as Eddie Cat is doing here. Purring is optional.
3. Sit in the box and stare at your human and think "Ground Shipping" very intently, as Gertie Cat is doing here. If you are lucky, you will be sent on vacation. It helps if you haven't eaten the packing tape first. Frowning also is considered appropriate, as it shows you expect to be obeyed immediately.
4. Never EVER share your new toy with your brother/sister! That's what the big chair is for! Fighting with each other on the chair is not recommended as one of you is bound to fall off.
FROM: Eddie and Gertie Cats of ClydeSight 2.0! - The Fun and Games Cat Site., 04/05/07
Submitted by Eddie and Gertie Cats of:
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•• 2. Be sure and smile for the camera as Eddie Cat is doing here.
•• 3. Frowning also is considered appropriate
•• 4. Fighting with each other on the chair is not recommended as one of you is bound to fall off! |
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Dragonflies
These big flying things are great toys. They'll give you... well, maybe not HOURS of fun, but at least many fun-filled minutes.
You might wanna keep them away from your humans, though. Humans have this crazy idea, that these toys should be saved and set free. Humans are strange that way.
FROM: Sonny & Cher, 04/06/07
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•• These dragonfly-things are great toys!
••Oh, bummer! It's broken.
•• It tastes kinda funny.
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Carpets - and how to use them
Well, not surprising humans have got the carpet thing all wrong !
Carpets are an excellent combination of toy and sleeping place. When flat on the floor carpets are a nice place to lounge. Rolled up they are also an excellent place for a snuggle or playing with other cats. Ideally, one end of the carpet should be flat on the floor the other end rolled once or twice.
The challenge: making your human understand the correct placement of carpets. If your human takes cleaning tasks seriously there will be several opportunities to show the benefits of a rolled carpet. But even then you might have to take matters into your own paws: lie on your side at one end of the carpet - stretch all for legs and engage claws. Do a swift roll, legs stretched, claws firmly embedded in carpet - and presto ! The carpet is correctly placed.
FROM: Inca, 03/17/07
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•• Inca and admirer Kermit from:
Cute & Classic - Traditional Persian Cattery
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