You're a cat! You don't have wings. And you CAN NOT fly. Believe me, I have tried. So... DON'T! Just DON'T!
FROM: Elvis, 03/27/08
•• If only I had wings!!!
The perfect camouflage outfit
You often need to be totally invisible when you are outdoors. Either because you - for some reason - wanna hide from your humans or maybe because you wanna sneak up on a bird or mouse or whatever. Anyway, you need CAMOUFLAGE.
Look at this picture of me. Yes, I'm there! I know you can't see me, because I'm in my camouflage outfit, but if you look closely, you'll see two leaves lying on the glass. I'M UNDER THEM! Amazing, isn't it? Two leaves and your invisible! And a good thing about this camouflage outfit is, that it's free and easy to find.
FROM: Taza, 11/04/07
•• Two leaves and your invisible!
The best snack - and you can get it yourself!
Of all the critters in the U.S. I've tasted, the one which most merits recommendation is certainly the lizard. I'm Fiona Danger and I approve this message.
FROM: Fiona Danger, 07/31/07
•• A tasty little snack
Leaves and what to do with them
Dont blame me for bringing in all these leaves. I just live here.
FROM: Ole Gray, 07/07/07
•• What leaves???
Flowers and what to do with them
Flowers are great. They smell nice, they look pretty and most important of all; they acttract funny little animals that you can play with and eat. Humans call them "insects" and they're great fun. But a meow of warning; stay the h*** away from the ones with yellow stripes! They sting, the little bastards!
FROM: Mille, 04/06/07
•• Just hide in the flowers - like I'm doing here - and the insects will to come to you.
"Footprints in the snow"
An artwork made by the art group Cooni Art.
FROM: Miw, Elvis & Hektor, 03/20/07
•• A great way to pass time when you are outside.
•• Hey Andy, we can do that shit with colors too!
If you hate muddy paws...
Even in bad weather, it can be necessary to go outside. The rain and wet ground will result in an unpleasant layer of dirt and mud on your paws. However, this can easily be dried off on certain appropriate indoor spots. Find a light carpet, a duvet cover or nice piece of furniture and walk over it a couple of times. When your paw tracks are almost invisible, your paws are clean and you are ready to go outside again.
FROM: Sonny, 03/16/07
•• An orange couch will do nicely, as well!
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