We, Sonny and Cher, are two (Abyssinian) cats from Denmark, and we have made this website FOR YOU! NOT your human(s), but for YOU! And we want YOU to contribute to our site by sending us pictures and stories or cat product reviews. Help us make this the best and funniest cat site in all of Cyberspace!
My name is C'mere D. Cat but you can just call me C'mere.
My room mate's name is Kat. She writes a blog and I am her
moose... I mean, muse.
I like to watch TV.
I like to watch TV a lot.
I took my own picture on Kat's Macbook so she figured I deserved my own
Facebook page. I have made friends much faster than Kat ever did. MOL.
Oh, here's my advice, if you're interested:
Humans often think they are on a different level than cats. It's true. Humans
once worshiped us as gods. We never worshiped them as anything.
So, when the humans around you get hoity toity, strike a Sphinx-like pose
and look regal. They will admire you and give you lots of treats.
P.S. Here's a video that's not by me or my Kat but we like it a lot and thought
you might too.
Hi everycat!
I'm Noche (Night) from Spain, the fellow partner of Miu.
Recently we have been moving, and it has been an amazing adventure... and of course we did help!!!
We helped our she-human by inspecting every box and passing quality tests by jumping on and chewing them, telling her she was forgetting things at the bottom of empty closets every time we found something lost, unpacking things we considered were deficiently packed and could be dangerous while carrying them, inspecting and giving approval to every human that came to carry boxes... so a hard job.
Now, this same task must be done in our new home, everything needs to be inspected, here the bath.
The quality tests a bath should pass are: comfortable sinks, hot water at the shower, fresh and delicious water at the washbasin, and a good platform to stare while your human is pooping. (Advice: you can check your human health after, by pocking your nose into the pan to see how stinks).
See you next time.
Meows to everycat!
FROM: Noche & Miu, 02/06/10
•• Comfortable sink, I fit in. See on the next photos my partner Miu, he fits in... almost. Let's say, he's big, reaaally big! Or he's fat. Or I'm very little!
•• Hot water at the shower, I'm checking temperature.
•• Fresh and delicious water at the washbasin. I asked my she-human to open the water so I could drink, but she looked at me weird... I don't understand anything.
This is me doing tricks - I'm the Tonkinese/Havana Brown mix -- Emmy my "roommate is only 3 and she doesn't like the computer much...but my human mom and I do" -my human mom is teaching me to type (not really but I say what I want and she types it)
You know how we cats are hard to stay still. You have to catch me in the moment for tricks...I am getting there up in age. I just had a birthday 2 days ago (Jan 29) and I am the big "07"
When I learned tricks, my owner spoke of the trick and I did it. She never used a clicker. Sometimes that clicker noise would scare me --I am not skittish by all means not used to the clicking noise--
This one isn't too bad. I had to reach out and touch someone (top picture on the right).
Let me see if I can find another... (bottom picture).
My kitten years but my human mom said "get the ball" and I got it.
Oh. I don't know how to use a clicker : (
Hollywood suggested I learn! Next up she has plans to teach me "cat dancing" with her -using food as a reward.
"Two-legs" spend too much time playing computer games. A good way to get their attention is to take over the mouse - after all, it's what cats are for!
Hi, I'm Nina. I do these exercises daily, 'cause it's real important to stay fit! I call this exercise the "heel stretch". It's very difficult to do. I still can't do it without having a wall to lean against. But I'll get there. When I get reallly good at this, I'm gonna be on Broadway. Or maybe I'll try out for a cheerleading squad. Who knows...
It has been noted in studying my humans they have been paying entirely too much attention to a machine they call a PC. I have tried sitting in their lap whilst they play with a keyboard and thingy called a mouse. (Of all things!) Then walked across the keyboard while in use and was promptly deposited on the floor and admonished for my inconsiderate behaviour.
After due consideration it is now my conclusion that setting on top of the monitor and just staring at them for long periods of time accomplishes a much better result. Instantly I am treated with warmth from the offending object they stare at for hours and eventually rewarded with phrases for being a good kitty receive generous amounts of love and special treats.
Take heed my feline comrades, humans are so very easy to train if you know the meaning of patience.
Yours in consul, Sir Felix the Third a/k/a/ FeeLee
FROM: Sir Felix, 07/29/09
•• Lie on the monitor and stare at your human for hours!
Just a reminder to all felines of the world. Never forget to honor Bast!
Her appearance in our lives can be traced back to 3200BC and among many of her duties she protected humans from diseases and evil sprits. She was responsible for their health and healing as well as joy, music and dancing.
Cats were considered manifestations of the Deity then, were sacred and protected the humans grain from rats and mice. A human that killed a cat in those times was punished by death!
We were once worshipped as Gods......Never forget that!
The forgoing is brought to you as a public feline service to you while "Guarding Bast".
Yours in Feline Friendship, Lady Gray a/k/a "Smoke" and Sir Felix the Third a/k/a FeeLee
Always remember humans have many functions, among the most important are to feed us, play with us, give attention to us, and to clean the litter box.
They can be taught many more complex and useful services such as grooming and sleeping arrangements to name a few, additionally they need to know basic rules involving our care and be constantly aware of our needs.
Humans can be taught quite easily if you start early and are consistent in your training routines. Rewarding them occasionally with affection by purring loudly and rubbing ones whiskers or tail upon them will further motivate them to become more subservient.
Do not be afraid to punish them with a low growl or well placed paw (claws extended) if they err in training. Above all never forget that it is extremely important to maintain one's dignity when around humans so they will always know who is the master of the house and universe they reside in.
I was just 1 motnth old when Evi found me. Someone set me on a flowerbed to die. I had a very sick eye and i was also underweight. Evi took me to to the docktor and since then I stayed with her.
The docktor said that i have to have a surgery to survive. They needed to remove my left eye. Evi gave a premision to do that operation and keep me as a friend. Time to time Evi cleans my eye but mostly i can handle it myself.
I was found on 14th of July, 2007. Sience then my birthday is on 14th of July cause nobody really knew when i was born.
Nowadays we are best buddys. We play together alot. My favourite toy is grey mouse. If Evi comes from work i'm very happy. Together we have been through many obstacles. Thanks to Evi, i have wonderful and lovely home and family.
Love, Pupsik.
Estonia, Parnumaa
FROM: Pupsik, 07/01/09
•• The clothes drying rack can be a great place to sleep!
Fireplace usage is of the utmost importance during winter months in the northern hemisphere and the following advice is respectfully submitted for your enlightenment;
#1 Whisker rub your human promptly or purr loudly when they attend the fire to maintain the consistent warmth from it.
#2 Offer additional soft purring if they do not drop wood and manage the fire quitely without disturbing you.
#3 Always place yourself on the hearth rug in the warmest section and be aware of your tail placement at all times.
#4 Older mature cats should never allow subordinates or offspring to share this section irregardless of how they sulk or complain.
Trusting this advice will insure warm winters ahead for you,
I am yours respectfully, Lord Theodore a/k/a Ted
(Guest appearance by Lady Victoria)
FROM: Lord Theodore a/k/a Ted , 06/28/09
•• Always place yourself on the hearth rug in the warmest section
... if you know how to handle them. Like I do - see picture. But be careful; some dogs are not to be trusted. You think you are having a good time, playing, having fun, and suddenly - WHAM! - he'll bite you. And some dogs have BIIIIIIG teeth. So: HANDLE WITH CARE!
Our names are Oreo (black and white), Sugar (Grey and white) and Baby (brown,black,white). We wanted to send you some funny pictures our mom took of us with her new laptop. They're really silly, and they were fun to make!
Mom loves hanging out and playing with us, she's awesome and loves us very much! We hope you like our pictures!
FROM: Oreo, Sugar and Baby, 02/25/09
•• Oh yeah! Come on little girl…I have been lying like this for two ours now, waiting for you to give me a kiss..
Remember – when the humans are taking pictures of you, they are focused on seeing how cute you are – not on what youre actually doing. This is a great time to attack their face for giving you a flea bath or any other unfortunate occurrence.
Here you can warn your fellow felines about disgusting cat litter that smells of cheap human perfume, or give them good advice on how to scare off annoying little children that insist on chasing you around the house and pulling your tail, or you can tell all the other clicker-cats about how YOU clicker train YOUR human to give you more treats.
JUST IN: 
